{"fact":"Cats can jump up to 7 times their tail length.","length":46}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Flammulated bamboo tyrant","displaytitle":"Flammulated bamboo tyrant","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1273711","titles":{"canonical":"Flammulated_bamboo_tyrant","normalized":"Flammulated bamboo tyrant","display":"Flammulated bamboo tyrant"},"pageid":12456756,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/ba/Hemitriccus_flammulatus_Flammulated_Pygmy-Tyrant%3B_Ramal_do_Noca%2C_Rio_Branco%2C_Acre%2C_Brazil.jpg/330px-Hemitriccus_flammulatus_Flammulated_Pygmy-Tyrant%3B_Ramal_do_Noca%2C_Rio_Branco%2C_Acre%2C_Brazil.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/ba/Hemitriccus_flammulatus_Flammulated_Pygmy-Tyrant%3B_Ramal_do_Noca%2C_Rio_Branco%2C_Acre%2C_Brazil.jpg","width":1799,"height":1350},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1270491144","tid":"27590cfa-d6a1-11ef-a4de-4b9270b5cbb1","timestamp":"2025-01-19T20:08:31Z","description":"Species of bird","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flammulated_bamboo_tyrant","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flammulated_bamboo_tyrant?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flammulated_bamboo_tyrant?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Flammulated_bamboo_tyrant"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flammulated_bamboo_tyrant","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Flammulated_bamboo_tyrant","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flammulated_bamboo_tyrant?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Flammulated_bamboo_tyrant"}},"extract":"The flammulated bamboo tyrant, also called flammulated pygmy-tyrant, is a species of bird in the family Tyrannidae, the tyrant flycatchers. It is found in Brazil, Bolivia, and Peru.","extract_html":"
The flammulated bamboo tyrant, also called flammulated pygmy-tyrant, is a species of bird in the family Tyrannidae, the tyrant flycatchers. It is found in Brazil, Bolivia, and Peru.
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{"fact":"Cats have been domesticated for half as long as dogs have been.","length":63}
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{"fact":"The tiniest cat on record is Mr. Pebbles, a 2-year-old cat that weighed 3 lbs (1.3 k) and was 6.1 inches (15.5 cm) high.","length":120}
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