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{"fact":"According to a Gallup poll, most American pet owners obtain their cats by adopting strays.","length":90}
{"fact":"The cat who holds the record for the longest non-fatal fall is Andy. He fell from the 16th floor of an apartment building (about 200 ft\/.06 km) and survived.","length":157}