{"slip": { "id": 185, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?","punchline":"There was nothing left but de Brie.","id":86}
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Seward is an unincorporated community in Winnebago County, Illinois, United States, and is located west of Rockford. It is part of the Rockford, Illinois Metropolitan Statistical Area.
"}{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}
{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...","punchline":"It was a soft drink.","id":68}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why don't programmers like nature?","punchline":"Too many bugs.","id":440}
{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}
{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer always mix up Halloween and Christmas?","punchline":"Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.","id":418}
{"type":"standard","title":"Rinaldo Carnielo","displaytitle":"Rinaldo Carnielo","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3935915","titles":{"canonical":"Rinaldo_Carnielo","normalized":"Rinaldo Carnielo","display":"Rinaldo Carnielo"},"pageid":48049934,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0e/Galleria_Carnielo.JPG/330px-Galleria_Carnielo.JPG","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0e/Galleria_Carnielo.JPG","width":1600,"height":1200},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1250786063","tid":"8fc88539-88a6-11ef-b32e-1e91cbdd1aa5","timestamp":"2024-10-12T14:30:43Z","description":"Italian sculptor","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rinaldo_Carnielo","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rinaldo_Carnielo?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rinaldo_Carnielo?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Rinaldo_Carnielo"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rinaldo_Carnielo","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Rinaldo_Carnielo","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rinaldo_Carnielo?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Rinaldo_Carnielo"}},"extract":"Rinaldo Carnielo (1853–1910) was an Italian sculptor known for his macabre sensibility.","extract_html":"
Rinaldo Carnielo (1853–1910) was an Italian sculptor known for his macabre sensibility.
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