{"fact":"When a family cat died in ancient Egypt, family members would mourn by shaving off their eyebrows. They also held elaborate funerals during which they drank wine and beat their breasts. The cat was embalmed with a sculpted wooden mask and the tiny mummy was placed in the family tomb or in a pet cemetery with tiny mummies of mice.","length":331}
{"slip": { "id": 45, "advice": "Build something out of LEGO."}}
{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}
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The Boar Hunt is a painting of 1775 by Francisco Goya and the earliest surviving tapestry cartoon by the artist. It depicts men with dogs and boar spears killing a boar.
"}{"fact":"A cat\u2019s jaw can\u2019t move sideways, so a cat can\u2019t chew large chunks of food.","length":74}
{"slip": { "id": 90, "advice": "Brush your teeth the moment you get up."}}
{"fact":"Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.","length":62}
{"slip": { "id": 154, "advice": "State the problem in words as clearly as possible."}}
{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
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