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Onigocia is a genus of marine ray-finned fishes belonging to the family Platycephalidae, the flatheads. They are found in the Indo-Pacific region.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Puthiya Theerpu","displaytitle":"Puthiya Theerpu","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q20649511","titles":{"canonical":"Puthiya_Theerpu","normalized":"Puthiya Theerpu","display":"Puthiya Theerpu"},"pageid":67020510,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/4b/Puthiya_Theerpu.jpg/330px-Puthiya_Theerpu.jpg","width":320,"height":180},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4b/Puthiya_Theerpu.jpg","width":391,"height":220},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1279133452","tid":"d58820cc-fabd-11ef-9ee7-fdfd108a88a0","timestamp":"2025-03-06T19:04:31Z","description":"1985 film directed by C. V. Rajendran","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puthiya_Theerpu","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puthiya_Theerpu?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puthiya_Theerpu?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Puthiya_Theerpu"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puthiya_Theerpu","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Puthiya_Theerpu","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puthiya_Theerpu?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Puthiya_Theerpu"}},"extract":"Puthiya Theerpu is a 1985 Indian Tamil-language action drama film, directed by C. V. Rajendran, and produced by Chitra Lakshmanan and Chitra Ramu. The film stars Vijayakanth and Ambika. It is a remake of the 1983 Telugu film Neti Bharatam. The film was released on 4 October 1985.","extract_html":"
Puthiya Theerpu is a 1985 Indian Tamil-language action drama film, directed by C. V. Rajendran, and produced by Chitra Lakshmanan and Chitra Ramu. The film stars Vijayakanth and Ambika. It is a remake of the 1983 Telugu film Neti Bharatam. The film was released on 4 October 1985.
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