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{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Crazy Eights","displaytitle":"Crazy Eights","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2739146","titles":{"canonical":"Crazy_Eights","normalized":"Crazy Eights","display":"Crazy Eights"},"pageid":163613,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4e/Crazy_Eights.jpg/330px-Crazy_Eights.jpg","width":320,"height":312},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4e/Crazy_Eights.jpg","width":2934,"height":2858},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1269338572","tid":"4d14ad35-d237-11ef-9016-8093c1cf06cb","timestamp":"2025-01-14T05:20:43Z","description":"Card Game","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crazy_Eights","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crazy_Eights?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crazy_Eights?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Crazy_Eights"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crazy_Eights","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Crazy_Eights","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crazy_Eights?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Crazy_Eights"}},"extract":"Crazy Eights is a shedding-type card game for two to seven players and the best known American member of the Eights Group which also includes Pig and Spoons. The object of the game is to be the first player to discard all of their cards. The game is similar to Switch, Mau Mau or Whot!.","extract_html":"
Crazy Eights is a shedding-type card game for two to seven players and the best known American member of the Eights Group which also includes Pig and Spoons. The object of the game is to be the first player to discard all of their cards. The game is similar to Switch, Mau Mau or Whot!.
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{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats cannot detect sweetness which likely explains why they are not drawn to it at all.","length":102}
{"fact":"Cats lived with soldiers in trenches, where they killed mice during World War I.","length":80}
{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}
{"fact":"Many cats love having their forehead gently stroked.","length":52}
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