{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}
{"fact":"The normal body temperature of a cat is between 100.5 \u00b0 and 102.5 \u00b0F. A cat is sick if its temperature goes below 100 \u00b0 or above 103 \u00b0F.","length":136}
{"type":"general","setup":"What is a witch's favorite subject in school?","punchline":"Spelling!","id":242}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?","punchline":"Because DEC 25 = OCT 31","id":382}
{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}
{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
{"fact":"Not every cat gets \\high\\\" from catnip. Whether or not a cat responds to it depends upon a recessive gene: no gene\"","length":115}
{"type":"standard","title":"Graham Miles","displaytitle":"Graham Miles","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2029705","titles":{"canonical":"Graham_Miles","normalized":"Graham Miles","display":"Graham Miles"},"pageid":623093,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/20/Graham_Miles.jpg/330px-Graham_Miles.jpg","width":320,"height":180},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/20/Graham_Miles.jpg","width":400,"height":225},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1274266393","tid":"e6705ddc-e47b-11ef-b769-28e1fc6dd14e","timestamp":"2025-02-06T11:17:07Z","description":"English snooker player (1941–2014)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham_Miles","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham_Miles?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham_Miles?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Graham_Miles"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham_Miles","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Graham_Miles","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham_Miles?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Graham_Miles"}},"extract":"Graham Miles was an English snooker player.","extract_html":"
Graham Miles was an English snooker player.
"}{"fact":"Cats are subject to gum disease and to dental caries. They should have their teeth cleaned by the vet or the cat dentist once a year.","length":133}
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{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why does Superman get invited to dinners?","punchline":"Because he is a Supperhero.","id":360}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the chicken get a penalty?","punchline":"For fowl play.","id":318}
{"type":"general","setup":"How much does a hipster weigh?","punchline":"An instagram.","id":144}
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